On Saturday evening, the 60mph wind on the interstate was too much for the multicolored subaru we've come to know and love. This $500 wonder lasted me three years, racking up the mileage to 260k and I was planning on AAA towing it to a salvage yard to be crushed down, but after 2 hours of talking to salvage yards and AAA on the phone, I was informed that AAA only tows to repair shops. I promptly told AAA to go fuck themselves, and then spraypainted "Fuck AAA" on the inside of the back window so that thousands of cars would see my anti-AAA and MUGGLE billboard. After sitting for a total of 2 days, I came back to have a friend tow it, and the back window was smashed out. I suspect the culprit was either a AAA CEO, a soccer mom, or a highway patrolman.
